Indiana turned out to be the temple of doom for Ted Cruz yesterday, as Donald "Joe Millionaire" Trump walked away with all 51 delegates in that primary. Now, Ted Cruz has officially dropped out of the race.
In other GOP news, Cruz's running mate, Carly "Studebaker-Packard" Fiorina, has vowed to press on, claiming she has enough delegates to claim the vice presidential spot, especially since she was the only one running...
Speaking of still running, Bernie "Stalin" Sanders beat Hillary "I am not a crook" Clinton in Indiana. Unfortunately for him, she only needs 180 delegates to claim the nomination. She can get that from the illegal Mexican voters in California...
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