It looks like Carly Fiorina is dropping out, leaving Marco Rubio as the closest thing the Republicans have to a girl in the race.
This makes the remaining candidates (in polling order, according to RealClearPolitics):
1. Donald "Joe Millionaire" Trump: He may be leading now, but wait until Bob Barker enters the race!
2. Ted "Dudley Do-right" Cruz: Won't we all be laughing if the courts throw out his campaign cause he's Canadian?
3. Marco "Obama knows what he's doing" Rubio: Rubio is likable, even if he is too young (44) for the job.
4. Ben "Heeeeeere's Benny!" Carson: He still has my vote, which means he's doomed.
5. Jeb "The boring brother" Bush: America first suffered "Bush fatigue" back during the Reagan years, and I think we have reached plague levels now.
6. John Kasich: I can't even give this guy a nickname. When a candidate comes out of nowhere to get second place in New Hampshire, normally the Media would be all over him. Instead, he is getting the Nipper reaction from them:
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