Standing before Chief Justice John Roberts, he raises his right hand and places his left on the Bible.
“I, Donald Trump, do solemnly swear…”
After he takes the oath of office, he kisses his wife, Melania. His children hug him excitedly. Former President Barack Obama, a bewildered look on his face, shakes his hand. A few rows back Howard Stern gives the new president a thumbs up. Behind him Dennis Rodman mutters something incomprehensible. And then Donald J. Trump, the 45th President of the United States, turns to the lectern to offer an inaugural address that for the first time in history is being delivered without any text or, as much as anyone can tell, without any preparation whatsoever.
This is usually the point when Mitch McConnell wakes up screaming, his face drenched in cold sweat.This is just the start of this hilarious editorial about the first 100 days of a Donald Trump presidency. Read the entire Matt Latimer article.
The worst part about the article is that it sounds about right. This could explain why I had a dream last night about Trump dying from a heart attack, and I felt relieved.
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