Replying to the Headlines

I thought I would try a new feature today, which I call "Replying to the Headlines". So here we go...

'Star Wars: Episode VIII' starts filming; Laura Dern, Benicio Del Toro part of cast:

Returning to the film will be Harrison Ford, doing a ghostly sounding voice of Han Solo telling the heroes, "Don't get cocky!"

Kentucky bill requires spouse consent to husband's Viagra use:

You have to ask?

Florida teen arrested after posing as doctor, opening medical practice:

But does he take my insurance?

Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck go on family vacation with Tom Brady, Gisele Bündchen:

I was going to go, but then got busy. Maybe next year...

U.S. missile inadvertently shipped to Cuba has been returned:

Unfortunately, we have to wait for the Disney cruise ship carrying it to return...