Tuesday, July 5, 2016

Today's News July 5, 2016

It is a fairly light news day today. You would think yesterday was a holiday...

Fox News:
VP vetting? Trump meets with Sen. Joni Ernst

See that headline? And this first paragraph:
Donald Trump on Monday spent part of his July 4th with Sen. Joni Ernst -- fueling speculation that the Iowa freshman senator could be on the short list of his vice presidential picks.
It sounds like she is a shoe-in with all the emphasis on her. Yet when you read further:
Over the weekend, Trump met with Indiana Gov. Mike Pence and his wife, though a Pence spokesman said "nothing was offered."
Governor Pence, you're fired!

Ok, maybe Ernst is the one, right? Except:
People with direct knowledge of Trump's vetting process say the list includes Pence, former House Speaker Newt Gingrich, New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie and Alabama Sen. Jeff Sessions. 
In other words, this is all part of the "Political Apprentice: Vice President".

Moving right along...

CNN:
'Super bacteria' discovered in Rio's waters as Olympics near

Simple solution: Drop kryptonite into the water!

(hat tip to Political Hotwire for the pic)

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