Thursday, April 28, 2016

Sanders Discovers Capitalism

According to this CNN article, Bernie "Stalin" Sanders has discovered capitalism, specifically that capitalistic institution known as the "lay-off":

Bernie Sanders' campaign is laying off more than 200 workers, campaign manager Jeff Weaver said Wednesday. 
The campaign is downsizing from its current 550-member team to between 325 to 350 workers, said Weaver, who added that at one point the Sanders' staff numbered more than 1,000. 
The decision follows a bad night for Sanders, in which he lost four out of five East Coast states that voted on Tuesday. 
"The calendar is coming closer to the end and there are not that many states going forward ... it's the natural evolution of every campaign," Weaver told CNN.
Yeah Weaver, just like this cat:

 (hat tip to Lifehack for the GIF)

This is how a socialist campaign works: Contort your position into a logically impossible position (which is still adorably cute), and then run with it until you fall off the counter. This is why socialism doesn't work in Democracies. Would you vote for this cat?

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