Tuesday's Primary Results: Say goodnight Ted

America moved one step closer to "Insanity 2016", as Donald Trump swept all 5 of yesterday's Republican primaries, and Hillary Clinton won 4 of 5 Democratic primaries (Bernie Sanders won Rhode Island, yawn...).

Here are the delegate totals won yesterday in the Communist Party...err, I mean the Democratic Party:

1. Hildabeast: 194
2. Bernie Stalin: 129 

And the results from the GOP side:

1. The Trumpinator: 105
2. John "Duke" Kasich: 5
3. Ted "Bubba" Cruz: 1 

Speaking of Ted Cruz, he was mathematically eliminated with yesterday's results. This means that even though Trump may not have enough to declare victory, there is nobody else who can possibly win. So Kasich and Cruz are blindly hoping to win a contested convention. Turn out the lights boys, this party is over over for you!

Kasich and Cruz with their bandwagon.