Eat Your Meat

I think there is a reason insanity is so closely linked with humor in our culture. When insane people talk, funny things come out.

For example, consider this story from Fox News:

Laura Magdalene Eisenhower, a spiritual healer and clairvoyant who just happens to be the great-granddaughter of President Dwight D. Eisenhower, says food and drink on this planet could have a major impact on whether we ever come into contact with “sky beings.”

We will take a moment to allow Dwight to roll over in his grave...Ok, now we continue:

In an interview with Vice News, Eisenhower explains that “sky beings” can be anything from extraterrestrials, to UFOs, fairies, spirit guides, elves or even angels—since people are all different, the way we perceive non-human life varies. 

“We have to understand that we are multi-dimensional beings and—based on our frequency, perceptions, and our vibratory levels that we are functioning from—we are going to see different things. It is not always going to be things that other people are capable of seeing,” explains Eisenhower. 

Uh huh...

“When you are dealing with eating animals, it is a heavier density to process in our physical bodies,” she explains. "When we eat veggies, we are lighter, so we can connect easier with higher beings. You don’t have to be vegetarian or vegan to experience sky beings, but it is a lot more appropriate for people.”

Ok, I get it now! If you don't get enough protein in your diet, you are more likely to be psychotic!

Thank you for clearing that up, Laura. I will feel so much better when I eat my next steak...