Donald "Joe Millionaire" Trump won Hawaii, Michigan, and Mississippi.Marco "Romney" Rubio got blanked for delegates, while even John "Also ran" Kasich managed to pick up 17 in Michigan. Hey guys, make sure you turn out the lights when you leave!
Ted "Oops, I did it again" Cruz won Idaho.
Results for the Democrats:
Hillary "Goldman" Clinton won Mississippi.The Media is harping on Sanders big upset win in Michigan, but don't read too much from it. If you count delegates yesterday, Clinton still won 87-69.
Bernie "Feel the Bern" Sanders won Michigan.
Sanders isn't dead yet, but Rubio and Kasich are reminding me of this scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail:
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