Dear Customers of the European Superstore,
Recently, some of our English-speaking customers complained about the lack of service they were getting from our store. Normally, we would respond with much diplomatic and bureaucratic doublespeak. However, since they decided to leave and never return to our store, we have decided to implement a new program for our most loyal customers.
Beginning soon, we will eliminate all of our exits! From then on, we will all be in this store together. No more separate rules for the Greek department or the German department. One set of Brussels rules for everybody!
Just think: What Alexander, Caesar, Napoleon, and Hitler could not accomplish, just might be accomplished by some modern European bureaucrats!
Sincerely,
The Overlords of the European Superstore
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