If I Were Ted Cruz...

...I would make sure Carly Fiorina is on my Christmas card list. AND I would send her a fruitcake.

...I would make sure John Kasich is on my Christmas card list. But he doesn't get a fruitcake.

...I would NOT send a Christmas Card to John Boehner. However, I would re-gift him a 2-year old fruitcake.

...I would start my own rock band called "Teddy and the Cruzers". That name has a ring to it....